Here are ten seasonal jokes that made me laugh.
I hope you enjoy reading these as much as I enjoyed gathering them.
An anonymous rhyme:
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
They'd been worn all week and needed the air.
Question: What's the most popular Christmas wine?
Answer: “I don't like Brussels sprouts.”
Question: What’s a parents favorite Christmas carol?
Answer: Silent night.
Question: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day?
Answer: Every year.
Two gift-giving jokes:
Christmas is a time when people get emotional over family ties, particularly if they have to wear them.
If Christmas, Father's Day, and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave would not exist.
Finally, my four favorites:
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing
centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the
parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three
Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space. —Dave Barry
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. —Richard Lewis
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. —Bart Simpson in The Simpsons
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. —Johnny Carson
I wish for all of you a peaceful and restorative holiday.